Sunday, March 8, 2009

Human Toss~

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AllrightZ~~ What is human toss? I believe a lot of people wouldn't know what it means~ Human toss is basically tossing a human being around~ YEA

After living in earth for 24 years, this is the first time I see human toss~ I saw a guy tossing his so call GF to the mirror, and of cos, she bleed~ XD

How it happened? yea, once upon a time, there was a place call "poker place 202". They allowed some slaves held party in their place~ they were trying to be nice, host the party for them, and allowed them to mess their place up~ however, there was a rule in that place. Which was, "No Drunk people going near to the monster's room" There were a guy trying to act cool. Tried to bring his "Drunk and Start dancing with all the guys around her" girlfriend to the monsters room. One of the monsters tried to stop him~ It was being nice, talked nicely, and said "PLEASE", hoping that this guy would change his mind and not breaking the rule. HOWEVER, shit happens. He tried to get in monster Z's room, got block by a strong Kadazan. Then he wanted to go monster Y's room, got block by Y. And finally, he wanted to get in to monster black's room, monster Y was annoyed by him. Y couldn't take it anymore, cos he tried to be nice, stop him nicely, he didn't listen. Then Y punched the brick wall and made a big hole on it.

Come on man.. Don't ya mess with monsters.. It is so naive to do so... Then, after Y punched the wall, that human shouted at Y, " MAT LAN!!!!" with a very "yong sui + lanci + sohai + low B" face. Y couldn't stand it anymore, Y gave him a HUGE tight slap. Right on his left face~ It was awesome baby~ Then that human gone crazy, he tossed his "girl" to the mirror~ and she broke the mirror~ Frankly, I feel pity for her when I heard this story... That human, what I will describe is "What a DICK".. OOooopss.. nope, it should be "WHAT A PUSSY!!!"~~ XD

so, what is the ending? as we know, monster is strong.. insane~ no human can hurt them. FIGHT them? It is a dream~ Monster Y sao gao the noob human while the human just swung his hands around like cat fight~ Don't mess with Y~ He can be nice, at the same time, he can be insanely devil.

The lesson of this story is, DON'T fuck with Monsterss~ Don't lanci in 202. They are nice, for who is nice. They will go crazily unreasonable, and kick you ass, if you are trying to fuck with them. If you don't wanna step into a big pile of shit, take my advice, appreciate the moment when people trying to be nice to you. Lanci in front of Y, is USELESS!! go get a brain, experience in fighting and stronger body to fight Y. That's it~

Hope people enjoy this story~ and say BOoooooo to that noob human~ XD

P.S : Base on true story.
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1 comments:

sweechen said...

woo. live story!