Jokes~

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# 1
Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin.
U want to take it orally or as an injection.

# 2
Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

# 3
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!"
KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave".

# 4
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
- Panadol

# 5
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says
to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite".
Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse".

# 6
Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

# 7
Man tell MP:
My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

# 8
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high
compared to the time you spend inside them!!!

# 9
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering
where you keep your money to pay taxi fare."


TURN INTO STONE
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady,
I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men getfresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1tea-spoon of starch!

SERVICE
Sex is like a petrol station.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have tobe satisfied with self-service"

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher : What do you want to become?
Little Johnny : Doctor !
Teacher : Why?
Little Johnny : Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.


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